Awesome analogies 01.31.2007

From here, some analogies from high school essays. I thought some of them were actually quite clever and funny.

Others, however, well…

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

Awesome.