Truly, an ecoterrorist. 07.12.2007
There was a man. He robbed a bank. But he had a masterful disguise. In a stroke of sudden brilliance, he taped tree branches to his head and torso. Oh, the genius!
The police were awed. “He really went out on a limb,” said Sgt. Ernie Goodno.
And so, I give you, the latest of history’s great criminal masterminds: